Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Machiavelli
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Darth Vader
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Emily Dickinson
Because it could not stop for death.
Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the rain.
Dr Johnson
Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.
Hamlet
That is not the question.
and finally: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip? To get to the other ... oh .....
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