Showing posts with label words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label words. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Who is a Mumpsimus?


We all know who they are. Now we have a name for them. Thank you, Susie! 

(NB for future reference, when the context may be too distant to remember, I suspect this might be connected to the current fuss about the PM's aide Dominic Cummings who helped to format the lockdown laws, but apparently believes they do not apply to his own behaviour)

Sunday, July 08, 2007

women's words?

a us survey recently analysed the commonly-held belief that women talk more than men do. while the results showed that is basically not true, the bbc has come up with a list of words that women were more likely to say than men. here is a selection from that list:

Book club: A female dominated affair, perhaps because women read more fiction, or perhaps because men aren't very good at talking about it

Accessorise: If men were ever to use this word it would only be in the context of cars

Body image

Empowering: Men never use this word, perhaps because for the 200,000 years humans have been on the planet, men have had all the power

Size zero

Home birth

Pilates: Men in the UK, particularly, seem to have no interest in building up their core strength

Pomegranate: Men seem ill-equipped to understand the significance and full range of superfoods

Cellulite

Conventionally attractive: Preceded by "well I suppose she is...", a phrase women often use to describe those who actually are

Footless tights: Strange idea, strangely popular

Breastfeeding

Emotional intelligence: Something that men usually do not possess, instead preferring the kind of intelligence that involves dates of battles

Kitten heels: Or indeed heels of any other kind

What are you thinking?: The classic female condition check

Feminism: If even veteran feminists can't agree on what this means then it's probably best avoided by men

Agony aunt:
When men seek answers to life-changing problems in magazines, it tends to be under the headline "plasma or LCD?"

Flexible working

Handbagging:
As in new Commons leader Harriet Harman's request to Theresa May not to savage her every Thursday

Beefeater: The first female one made her debut this year

Babies

Superwoman

Ms:
Extraordinarily, the battle continues for women to be allowed to avoid definition by their marital status

Concealer

Why: As in "why do you never call?"