an english friend of mine here in boston told me the other day that americans do not know what xmas crackers are. can it be so? well i am too tired today to do the googling and linking so i ask you to take care of that business yourself if necessary. meanwhile, tomorrow's telegraph investigates the worst jokes from such crackers. here is their report, and here is their, and my favourite:
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
ba dump dum!
o alright ... cannot look at those puppy-dog eyes ... here is a link to explain the crackers ... go, enjoy!