Have you laughed today? If not, then I have a couple of jokes for you. If you like them, I shall take full credit. If not, then I shall have to admit that I pinched them from Michael Winner's column in the Sunday Times a week or so ago, and he pinched them from John Landis. Here they are:
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian
A vulture boards an aeroplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
I laughed. You didn't? O go watch a Fatty Arbuckle movie for goodness' sake!