red nose day is ear

i have loved gary winston lineker since he was a spotty young thing at leicester city with his floppy hair and adorable nose. of course, when i say i love him, i mean in a rosie o'donnell loves tom cruise kind of way except without the celebrity dissing or scientology or kabbalah.

nu - send money!

red nose day tomorrow

i wish i were home already to wear a big red nose and take part in all the fun. o well, we'll all have to make do with this little ad from youtube for the big one.

i hear that vicky pollard's twin sister kate moss pollard will be on the dvd, so i'm off to the virtual shop. ttfn.