Somewhere there must be someone who likes a good pun. Is it you? I googled the top ten best puns and here are my 3 favourites:
3. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
2. Did you hear about the guy who emailed ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh? Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Not laughing yet? O dear I am sorry.