ultimate schadenfreude

poor old john terry slipped as he took his penalty
cannot help it. my reaction to manure's european cup final win on penalties with drogba being sent off as well just proves how shallow i am. the scummers lost and i, along with all my qpr friends, am ecstatic. football transcends reason once again.

manure on top

cristiano ronaldo puts utd in the lead vs wigan
in the end, the title goes to manchester, and i have to admit that the pics of the grieving chelski fans broadcast on sky alongside the triumph at the jjb stadium were quite enjoyable. schadenfreude got the better of me!

some belated birthday wishes?

you didn't know that carlos tevez and i are like *that*? well now you do. some may say that this celebration after scoring against roma in big cup last night was a message to a family member, a family member that happens to share my name. some may say. but they forget that it is only just over seven months since my birthday. it is thus obvious to whom the message is directed.

pardon her, for she knoweth not what she doth