Saturday, February 24, 2007

actual newspaper headlines

tomorrow inverness caledonian thistle are at home to celtic in the scottish cup. one of the newspapers recalled a newspaper headline some years ago when cally thistle beat the glasgow giants. it was

SUPER CALLY GO BALLISTIC CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS

i was trying to find an image of that page to post, but could not. i did, however, find a list of similar headlines at keepersoflists.org, and present 10 of my favourites:

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Include children when baking cookies
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

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